This blog was originally set up to showcase photographs and other ephemera from the Archives at Traveler Bill Towers. With that in mind, here is a photograph of Wilstafa in his office (notice the pillows to remind him of home in Marakesh) early on in his career at Traveler Bill Industries, Ltd.
The Valedictorian of the Class of ’96 at Apex Technical School, where he majored in Henching, with a minor in Welding, Wilstafa was recruited by many major companies and criminal syndicates. He eschewed all offers, opting to sign on with the man who had funded the grants that made his schooling possible.
Traveler Bill first met Wilstafa while walking the streets of Fez, Morocco, where a young Wilstafa was beset by local ruffians. Traveler Bill played only a minor role in the conflict’s resolution (distracting one with his man pur…err messenger bag) and was mightily impressed with the young Moroccan’s grit.
Having spent his entire adult life in the employ of Traveler Bill, Wilstafa has risen through the ranks of Traveler Bill Industries, Ltd. No longer simply a Henchman, he is the Senior Vice President For Corporate Security. Additionally, he is the President (and chief T-shirt designer) of the Traveler Bill Industries subsidiary, Wilstafa Wear. Last but not least he was a guinea pig, volunteering for the aborted Head Hair Project of 2005.
An integral member of the team, he has the longest tenure at the company outside of Traveler Bill himself.
I see Wilstafa has lost the knockworst complexion – did Traveler Bill Industries start drug testing?
Thank you for your concern, Mr. Anonymous, but I happened to have been suffering from a congenital condition, Rumbpucharoux at the time of that first photo. I have found that the only effective treatment for an outbreak of this dreaded affliction is Eastern calisthenics.