I have been quite derelict in updating the Insult Contest. There are a few entries that I simply haven’t remembered to post.
For instance, several weeks ago, sandwiched in between the pseudo-aneurysm and the atrial flutter (criminy I am falling apart!) I caught up with my cousin Pat who is known for his quick acid wit. Despite the situation being rife with possibilities for mockery, he showed amazing restraint. That is until I mentioned the Contest. At that point he immediately posited:
- How he’d like to have my “Take on beef after all this”
- Two simple words…”Brahma Bill”
The second one is going to be tough to top.
Well, you’ll certainly be revered in India, Guillermo Govinda.
I am sorry to hear of your recent malaise Bill. I wish all the best and quick recovery!
Rich…