For Immediate Release Traveler Bill Industries
Dateline: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Traveler Bill Industries is pleased to announce that, for the first time in three years, a Travel Log Project is being undertaken. Last week Traveler Bill sent his Director of IT Traveler Nell to her hometown of Melbourne to accompany Traveler Bill Industries newest employee and travel logeuer, Walter O’Bea in his trip to Australia.
Walter “Walkabout Wal” O’Bea grew up in Albany, Western Australia on the wrong side of the Rabbit Proof Fence. He’s traveled up and down the country from Albany to Port Albany. He’s looking forward to the trip and meeting all of the people with whom Traveler Nell purports to be acquainted.
At a welcoming ceremony in Regent, Walkabout Wal reports meeting two of Traveler Bill’s biggest fans. Lola Potente, an old school chum of Traveler Nell and her work chum, Peony Stockton.
Peony revealed herself to be, quite possibly, the biggest Traveler Bill barracker outside of Traveler Bill himself. Her fandemonium proved not just by her reaction to an audience with Traveler Bill’s duly appointed representative, but by also scoring a 105% on a comprehensive Trivial Bill quiz. (The additional 5% earned having “Julie and Julia’d” the entire Edi-Bills recipe book. ) As a result, it is hereby announced that Ms. Stockton has been appointed Honorary Chairman of the Traveler Bill Admiration Society: Southern HemIsphEre (‘TASSIE’ for short). From his offices at Two Traveler’s Plaza Traveler Bill issued the following statement. “I extend my heartfelt congratulations to Ms. Stockton on this momentous occasion. It is an honor well earned.”
Traveler Bill is asking for you to support by helping out a great organization, the American Heart Association. If you are comfortable making a secure online donation, the link on the left hand column of this site will bring you to his donation page. (Please note the AHA’s website requires a minimum donation of $25.00) If you prefer to make a donation of any size by check you can send that directly to me by post. Please email TravelerBill@TravelerBill.com to request the mailing address.
We have torn ourselves away from our official TASSIE duties to thank Walter for a)Peony’s thrilling honorary position b) international recognition of our dedication to Traveler Bill and all his offsiders c)terrific pseudonyms.
Looking forward to Walter and Traveler Nell’s next Antipodeon adventures.
Lola & Peony