In the past Traveler Bill has endeavored to periodically create a “Project” for all his fans. There hasn’t been an official project since the very popular 2007 project “Traveler Bill has Two Heart Operations in Three Weeks” though Traveler Bill considers his November wedding to Traveler Nell is the ultimate project and will never be […]
9021-Oh nuts – or – God is my 90210-Pilot
As many of you know I am shortly to wed my dearest Director of IT, Traveler Nell. Also, you are certainly cognizant that some couples engage in behavior that the bachelor Traveler Bill would never consider, and perhaps even deride. Examples of this are baby talk, dressing similarly and – most shamefully – taking part […]
Celebrating the 40th – 36 of Which Are Cake
Tomorrow I celebrate my 40th birthday. Certainly an occasion for celebrating. It will be a holiday weekend, and I’ll be returning to my hometown to spend time with my family. Sound like something anyone hitting a milestone birthday would do. But for me it is particularly momentous. Because I am a Red Hat Survivor. I […]
Traveler Bill’s Biggest Fans
For Immediate Release Traveler Bill Industries Dateline: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Traveler Bill Industries is pleased to announce that, for the first time in three years, a Travel Log Project is being undertaken. Last week Traveler Bill sent his Director of IT Traveler Nell to her hometown of Melbourne to accompany Traveler Bill Industries newest employee […]
First Post From The Antipodes
I am in the guest room of Traveler Nell’s parents house in a suburb of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Wide awake at 4:00AM, I’ve been up for the since 12:30 AM (after sleeping 4½ hours. I am spent the past hour in a half cursing my Circadian rhythm and Foxtel for opting to show the Seattle/Texas […]
The Longest Time In 24 Years.
Today when I left work I started what will be the longest time without reporting to work I have had since I was a Junior at high school. Ever since I was 16 and working at Wendy’s I have not been without a job for any extended time period. I left Wendy’s for the K-mart. […]
Bill’s Tough Road to Hoe.
This week I officially started my 2010 Start! Heart Walk Fund-raising. In less than a week I have already raised over $1,250. The people who started me off with their donations have my eternal thanks but I have a long way to go to reach my goal of $25,000. Yes, that is accurate…Twenty Five Grand. […]
An Announcement from Traveler Bill…
It is my sad duty to announce that after 11 years in its current location, Traveler Bill Industries, Ltd. will be leaving Traveler Bill Towers®, their headquarters on Seventh Avenue in Manhattan and relocating overseas. Their new main office is in the center of a wild and exotic locale known the world wide…Brooklyn! It is […]
It’s that time of year again!
The Heart Walk 2009-2010 Wall Street Run & Start! Heart Walk is only a few months away. I will again be participating to raise funds and awareness for this very worthy cause. My results have been so good the past years that I have been asked to become a National Fundraiser by the New York […]
From Traveler Bill’s Test Kitchen – “Red Herring”
Dateline New York City, NY – December 23, 2009 (Embargoed until December 26, 2009) On the 22nd I posted the recipe I used to create brownies for gifts for my family. In the post which I implied had been uploaded from my mobile phone, I stated that Traveler Nell and I had headed up to […]